Friday, February 26, 2010


Every weekday, whenever i walk to my class, the class will be all quiet, dark and stuff. With the lights turned off and the cold wind blowing in, the first thing that comes to ur mind when you reach my class at say...6.30 a.m will be "oh...dull....boring class" but don't think of that just yet, cos when the lights are turned on... you will definitely hear this : SINGING

Yea, my classmates sing, and you know what ?? they sing the exact same song every single'll make you go crazy if you don't get used to it ( and this is in a way saying I am already used to it ). So they'll be like this :

OH ! OH ! OH ! OH ! OH!




S -E-O-U-L .......



ohoh and this :

Sorry sorry sorry sorry

I'm like , wth ? Don't you people get tired of Girls generation ?
you sing their songs all day, and you're all crazy bout them..
Sometimes, guys go a little overboard,
they talk bout : Oh Jessica ! I love her and Taeyon ? I love how she poses.....
And i give them this look =.="

My classmates dance too....... you know that gee dance style? yea they do that.
ya know those girly cute poses? yea they do that too....
Oh damnit, why go crazy for them ? I bet my .... my... um.... Laptop that
half of the guys in my class don't even know what their singin.
who knows that F*** may be in their song ? XD just kiddin...

I don't care if they sing other songs but the SNSD craze has to stop Before its too late !
It may corrode your mind sooner or later ! Liking SNSD isn't that bad, you just gotta keep youselves controled, don't go overboard !
so to my friends :

STOP SINGING THE FRACKIN SONGS AND DOING THEIR DANCES ALL DAY FOR GODS SAKE !! please, i beg of you, your drinving me insane if this keepes on !! GAH!!!

Soooooo, I'll stop here now.


Monday, February 22, 2010



Sunday, February 21, 2010


Look what i found in my garden !! A bettle which looks like a bean ! Kinda like a coffee bean : ] so lets call it coffee beetle ! XD

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Bored once again

Random thought : Sometimes i wonder if im having ADHD, cant sit still sometimes.....
Anyways, this CNY has been disastrous (cos i was bored ). Its like yea i talk to my relatives and all but what the hell am i suppose to do after that?! It seems to me that every year we celebrate Chinese New Year, and i think that it gets duller every single time ! And yea I hate to complain cos I'm Chinese, gotta keep up the tradition ... but it gets seriously BORING when you've met all ur relatives. I found ways to occupy my time and my boredom always seem to result in one thing this year, FIRE ! ( call me childish or whatever I don't mind cos I was really really REALLY bored )

After Burn attempt 1 : you can still see the whole car

whats left of the car after 3rd burning attempt

Whats left of the car after 15 minutes later after 5th burning attempt
I reread the entire percy jackson Series, Watched TV for a very long time, swim.... and i guess thats basically everything i did this holiday. I should start hitting the books after today, don't wanna get a C for Chemistry or anything. Well I'll stop here now, BYE !! ^.^

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Pickled heart

 Hey hey again ! : ]
 Ah ... Chinese New Year is tomorrow !! And so is Valentines Day !! Here wishin all the people out there a very very Prosperous and Happy Chinese New Year and A very very Romantic Valentines day : ] hopin everyone gets lotsa 'Ang Pau's ' as a fresh start for CNY !!

                    Speaking of Valentines day with the hearts and the love and all that mooshy stuff : p
look what made its way to my Double Cheese Burger during lunch at Mcdonalds  !!

Waha !! A Pickled Heart !! : ]

Heh, thats somthing you don't see everyday. Hmmm, I think i'll go search for some more
heart shaped food now XP
I'll Post it here if I see anything more 

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Revolting !! ICKY FROG !

          Heya : ] Darren here again and this time, time for a Gross out session XD
Okay, whenevah you see something dead / unalive / not living etc. i bet you'll say this : 'OH DAMN, WHAT THE F*** IS THAT ??? ' and you'll start guessing what in the world was the thing you just saw ( if its decomposed XP ) I bet it wont take you a minute to notice the flies surrounding it and all the ants crawling over it and all that gross stuff >.<
        Well this was what happened to me and my friend Shaun today. We were talking and stacking books in our Board of Monitors Booksales room for about 2 hours :

          We were then freakin tired after all that and soo we decided to STOP. We rested and after that we locked the room. The books were EXTREMELY dusty so Shaun went to wash his hands, and at that moment when he was washing his hands he said ' hey Darren, is that what i think it is ' So i came to him ad saw this in the drain beside the tap:

          I was like What the hell ... is that a frog ??? And i took a closer look, heh i was curious so what the heck, go closer i shall, so this was what i saw : 

 OH MY!!! WTF !!! OMFG !!!! WTH !!! DAMNIT !!! AHHHHH MY EYES !!! UGHHHH !!! THAT IS SOOO WRONG IN SOO MANY WAYS !! OH SHIT !! DAMNIT !!! OHOHOHOH THIS SUCKS !!!....... erh herm.... and now i'm over it : ]
wasn't that revolting ??? yea...... of all the weird things i see in my school .... this has a rating of number three because i have seen weirder and sick-er. Ugh this is sooo wrong, i should really stop talking bout this dead frog T.T I'm such a bad person..... well .... till next time ...... bye ......

Sunday, February 07, 2010

If I Was A DJ ....

If i was a DJ .... hmm wonder what it would be like ....if i was a DJ it would like fit my name cos im like Darren O. Junyan and it would be D and the J and makes up DJ. XP
Think it would be freakin awesome being DJ, i would be like talking and playing music, and talkin ... did i mention more talkin cos dats practically the only thing that you'll be doing the most.

And hey ! I would do something like this :

Mwaha !! yea it would be soo awesome .... YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN BETTER ?? HAVING UR OWN RADIO STATION !! YEA ! Then you can do anything because YOU ARE THE BOSS !

I'll keep on dreaming .....
and you know .... i am seriously bored so thats why I posted this XD
OK, post something REALLY random again in my next post, BYE !!

Saturday, February 06, 2010


Whataya Want From Me ?

Hey, slow it down
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me
Yeah, I'm afraid
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

There might have been a time
I would give myself away
(Ooh) Once upon a time
I didn't give a damn
But now here we are
So whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Just don't give up
I'm workin' it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Yeah, it's plain to see
That baby you're beautiful
And it's nothing wrong with you
It's me – I'm a freak
But thanks for lovin' me
Cause you're doing it perfectly

There might have been a time
When I would let you step away
I wouldn't even try but I think
You could save my life

Just don't give up
I'm workin' it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Just don't give up on me
I won't let you down
No, I won't let you down

Just don't give up
I'm workin' it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me

Just don't give up
I'm workin' it out
Please don't give in
I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around
Hey, whataya want from me
(Whataya want from me)
Whataya want from me
Whataya want from me

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

A Sad Valentine ...

( based on the song apologize )

Its February 14th, had a fight a we broke up …...

I try to make it great but I just cant suck it up …...

' We ' just couldnt work out

we had to cut it down

but wait ….

I told you that i'm sorry

then you just turned around

and said ….

Its just too late to apologize …..

it tooo late …..

Its just too late to apologize …..

its too late …..

gimme another chance take it far do it just for me …. ….

I hurts me like a heart, like a heart

missin a beat..

yeah yeah

I really do miss you

pls just come back to me ….

and just say

sry like an angel

I didnt know why I left you ….

and I'm afraid ….

Its too late to apologize.....

its too late....

Its just too late to apologize...

its too late

whoa whoa …...

its too late to apologize

its too late

(keeps goin on for a long time )

Its February 14th

why do I hv tooooooo break up …...

Russel Peters is AWESOME ! - Indian Accent - The whole world is mixing - Beating Your Kids - About Italy - Chinese Indians Jamaicans and Italians - You Kill me ?? I kill Me - Indians and Italians - Indians vs Chinese

More to come : ]
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America vs Russia :

* wha ??! * talk bout lame ....

The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

Dear Diary by Monica :


Entry 1
Dear Diary,
I'm so excited! Just got a job as an intern at the White House.... and I don't know a thing about medicine. Don't even know what my duties are yet, but I hope it's a "hands on" position.

Entry 2
Dear Diary,
You won't believe this! I snuck into the Oval Office when no one was looking. But then I dropped one of my contacts. So, I got down on my hands and knees and was looking for it when -- guess what -- the president walked in. He said, "You must be the new intern." That man is psychic! I hope he likes me.

Entry 3
Dear Diary,
I think the president likes me. Today he dropped his contacts on the rug and asked me to find them.

Entry 4
Dear Diary,
He really likes me.

Entry 5
Dear Diary,
I have been sent to the stupid Pentagon to work. It is such a drag. Like they're going to put me in charge of heat-seeking missiles or something. But I still talk to my Bubba-cakes on the phone. He calls me "1-900" Monica." (That means he thinks I'm one in nine hundred. That's pretty special.)

Entry 6
Dear Diary,
I met a really nice girl today. Her name is Linda. She's really cool except for that clown hair. Has she ever heard the word "conditioner?" She looks like Mrs. Ronald McDonald.

Entry 7
Dear Diary,
I think Linda is hard of hearing. She keeps asking me to speak louder whenever we go out for a quiet dinner.

Entry 8
Dear Diary,
Oh-oh. The bad news: I've been subpoenaed. The good news is that Vernon Jordan is my new best friend. I'm going job hunting with him tomorrow.

Entry 9
Dear Diary,
I had to give an affidavit in that stupid Paula Jones' case. What is she talking about? There are no distinguishing marks. And, by the way, I am way cuter than her. She looks like David Brenner in drag.

Entry 10
Dear Diary,
I've had it. I'm never going to be an intern again. I'm going back to Hollywood where they pay you for that kind of work.

Entry 11
Dear Diary,
Finally got home to L.A. and hugged Daddy so hard I thought I would pop. It's the first time in six months I called a man "daddy" that I was actually related to.

Entry 12
Dear Diary,
It is so totally fabulous being back in Brentwood where they really understand me. O.J. stopped by -- he said not to worry because, "If there's no spot on the dress, it's anybody's guess."

Entry 13
Dear Diary,
All my girlfriends are so jealous of all the attention I'm getting from Kenneth Starr. I think they have a subpoena envy. And Linda Tripp. I hate her. I'm thinking of selling a Linda Doll. You wind it up and it stabs a Barbie doll in the back.

Entry 14
Dear Diary,
Got to remember to tell Bubba-cakes my totally do-able solution to this whole wacky Iraqi crisis. He forgets that I worked at the Pentagons. Just have Vernon Jordan get Saddam Wahtsisname a job at Revlon. (God, it's a no brainer!)

Entry 15
Dear Diary,
They keep asking me if I had sexual relations with the president. I mean, give me a break. That is so crazy. I mean, just because every day, when I worked at the White House, his name was at the top of my "To Do" list.

Entry 16
Dear Diary,
Sometimes I wish some of the other girls who were in my position would stand up and be counted. But they might hit their heads on the President's desk if they did.

Entry 17
Dear Diary,
They keep talking about immunity... like I caught something from the President or something. The truth is, there was always a secret service man outside the Oval Office protecting us. Now, that's what I call safe sex!

Entry 18
Dear Diary,
Omigod. Mom and I are both going to the grand jury. What is that about anyway? Sounds like some big hotel. Anyway, I guess I shouldn't have told mom about taking dictation in the Oval Office. Me and my big mouth!

Entry 19
Dear Diary,
I'm not really worried. I've got offers to do some really cool movies that are going straight to video and starring me! The Full Monica, a sequel to In And Out, A Pack-O-Lips Now, Wag the Willy and my most favorite: Good Bill Humping. I hope Speilberg will direct.

Confucious Say :


1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.

6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.

7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.

9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.

10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.

11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.

12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

14. Man with penis in peanut butter is ------- nuts.

15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

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